I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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