It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
