I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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