this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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