I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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