I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
How does one acquire holy water?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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