with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The air was thick with penises
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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