i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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