honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he thought i was a dude.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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