We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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