the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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