Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
