We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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