I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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