I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
