were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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