I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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