Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
