Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
home. puking in laundry basket.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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