I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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