New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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