so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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