when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just want nice things and good sex
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
