Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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