Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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