HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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