if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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