Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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