I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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