Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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