My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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