Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
