Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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