Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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