Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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