I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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