college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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