Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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