But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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