then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
