(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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