Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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