I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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