how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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