she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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