Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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