hotel room ftw
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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