CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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