I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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