im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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