i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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