So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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