I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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