go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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